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Stickers

Stickers are here!

You can print your own. You'll need Adobe Acrobat to view the file, get a free copy here. We recommend skimming our stickering etiquette below before hitting the road.

These stickers are laid out to be printed on 2 inch by 4 inch sticky label sheets. If you get Avery Shipping Labels #5263 you'll be set. 10 labels come on a sheet. Get the SUV Stickers here.

Stickering Etiquette and Recommendations

  1. Tag new ones. Tag clean ones. Tag ones that aren't used for work. Tag the I drive my 42 ton vehicle to the grocery store and take up my 4 parking spots because I damn well can SUVs.
  2. We generally go for SUVs that average below 15 miles per gallon, as a rule. And we occasionally hit ones that shouldn't exist, such as the Cadillac Escalade. A Cadillac SUV? Has the world gone mad?
  3. Tag big ones. The very biggest ones. There's plenty of fish in the sea. Some of the smaller SUVs get wretched, but acceptable, gas mileage.
  4. Be respectful of the property. Don't mar the finish.
  5. We think tagging giant double cabbed trucks (the Ford F-350, etc) that aren't used for work but instead as a brilliant display of American machismo acceptable.
  6. Don't argue with drivers and avoid confrontation. Think like Gandhi. We're not responsible for what happens out there. In fact, we don't even recommend visiting this site, these stickers are for entertainment in your own home only...

Want to contribute?

(note: this site isn't really so active anymore. Please feel free to make your own site w/ this content or visit one of the great resources listed here
  1. Invent some stickers. - send us some sticker ideas. Sure, we've got some of our own, but what if yours are better? We want them funny, subtle, but potent, too. And we'll give you credit here. That's your 1% inspiration without the 99% perspiration. Joy. (use form below)
  2. Ride your bicycle.
  3. Write some content for "The Delusion". We're looking for good SUV satire. You know what it is. We want it. Imagery, words, sounds. Smells are under technical consideration.
  4. Scientist? Environmentalist? We're always looking for more facts.
  5. email us and tell us we're cool
  6. email us and tell us we suck
  7. email us